That’s a fuckton of G’s – hah. Anyway, was doing my normal surfing of the interweb (okay, so I was horny and wanted something to get off to. So sue me.)

My gamerdar perked up when I found this site called Gamerchicks.com. And hey, they actually have chicks that game on the site. It’s sad that I find this amazing, but given some of the shit I’ve seen pornsites pull – you can begin to understand my relief.

Anywayyyyy…

So I was looking at some of their sample galleries. And I burst out laughing. Not laughing in the ‘this is stupid, how would anyone find this sexy’ – but in the ‘these are the greatest captions on a porn gallery, EVER’ EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Just go see for yourself. The chick is hot too, so that’s always a plus:

Running LOL!

Bondage Bloopers

Liz Vicious never ceases to wow me wit her looks, style, and occasional bouts of pure nerdom that slip out from behind her hard goth exterior.

Today we find the cunning redhead enjoying a quick smoke before greeting her opponent.

I don’t know about you, but quite frankly I don’t think it’s fair that Liz plays chess. I mean seriously, as a chick I find it hard enough to keep my eyes off of this unique goth girl. If I were a guy – yeah I’d be toast. Plus it’s way too easy for her to cheat if the chess game doesn’t go her way.

I’ll admit that I might have used the tight, lowcut shirt defense back when I played in M:TG tournaments…but I don’t quite think I was as naughty as Liz Vicious was in this set. Checkmate, for sure.

I don’t do video posting much because – well – I’m lazy. So let me be unlazy since I haven’t been posting for shit for like…weeks now. Here ya go, the lovely Liz Vicious throwing it down and showing us that she’s damn good at what she does (and damn hot while getting fucked in her white goth ass).

When they aren’t spreading their pussies, the Ink and Pink girls are off to get some bodyart done.

Just a little taste of the cool chicks I found over at a rather interesting reality porn site – Ink and Pink. Instead of offering money for some hot stripping and goth masturbation scenes, they offer free tattoos. You even get to see the full tattoo process too – it’s pretty cool. 

Let’s face it, some of the goth chicks in porn are a bit…soft. Not just softcore, but they seem to lack the edge that makes the goth fetish exciting and wild.

Christina Dark pulls us back from that scary future with a very real, very cool girl next door look (if the girl next door is an authentic goth girl). This goth amateur is newer to the scene, but has a no holds barred approach on life and sex.

She does lots of hardcore and solo masturbation scenes, instead of just posing and looking pretty (although she is indeed striking in all of her movies and videos). Plus I’m digging that skirt!

This chick, Roxy Riot, takes the cake for crazy hairdos. While I’m a big fan of wild hair colors, I’m usually not a big chick mohawk lover – for Roxy I’m making an exception, though. I’m not sure what it is about her – she has one hell of a fine punk rocker ass, and the attitude to match (just watch her intro movie). That hair though – I think that’s what is making me appreciate her the most. Her brand new punk amateur site is certainly making an impression on me, and I hope she does well. She certainly has one explosive personality.

And Dancing Mad is hot (Final Fantasy 6) even if the organist did seem a bit off in her solo.

Well well…lookie what I found – a new goth site featuring sexy alternative goths and punks in their dyed hair, black clothes, tattooed and pierced glory.

There aren’t too many goth porn sites around, and chances are if you’re into it, you’ve been through the good ones and well – sometimes new stuff is a nice change.

I personally haven’t seen these goth beauties before, so I’m guessing this is a fresh crop of pure goth amateurs – now that is damn sexy. So enjoy the samples at Gamer Porn, and head on over to Goth Tease for more saucy goth girls with attitude.

So I’m working on a review of Raven Riley’s site before bed the other night. Weird person that I am, I ended up having a dream about her (and SCORE! I was Liz Vicious). We were in the middle of nowhere, in those little cotton boy shorts and tank tops – you know the kind that I’m talking about.

It starts to flash flood out of nowhere, and me (well, Liz Vicious) had to be scooped up against Raven’s perky breasts and swum to safety at higher ground.

The sensory detail was really nice – I normally don’t have that type of dream (dunno if it’s normal for chicks or if I’m just that big of a nympho to be like that after browsing through a porn site)….

…but I could feel her hard nipple pressing against my back, her slim but toned arm holding me tight against her side…and well, you get the idea.  After that, we had sex with a wookie.

Yeah.

My dreams scare me too. And how the fuck did Chewbacca land those two hotties? There must be something about the hairy niche I don’t know about…

So I’m going to try to figure out why my head is going haywire, and you guys can enjoy some Liz Vicious / Raven Riley shots in the meantime. After all, this would truly be a post that would be useless without pics.