Yes, yes I know I was gone for a long ass time – it’s the way things go, people come and go, and sometimes they come back. However I do have some rather delicious news – remember World of Whorecraft? Well instead of the whole pay for one DVD download, they have now set themselves up in a paysite fashion so you can see get all of the episodes of both Whorecraft and the Age of Conan ones – although they should probably switch to Warhammer given how horribly conan bombed. Anyway, they’re called Whore Lore now, and that’s enough to wake me from my gamer porn hiatus.

Look, you should know the deal by now – if there’s something out there that involves incredibly geeky activities done by incredibly hot geeks, I’ll find it. Here we have an alpha edition of Time Wal…I mean, there’s Anna! From Nerdpr0n! Getting naked behind the card!

God Time Walk was so uber…naked chick…M:TG…this is like a nerd’s worst nightmare, no? :p Speaking of which, I should really dig up my old magic cards (although no, I won’t be getting naked with them. I leave that to my more voyeuristic gaming girl friends). I used to play the hell outta it.

Anna from Nerdpr0n truly knows no bounds in her creative nerd porn photo sets. This time, she pushes herself to the limit with..sporks. Yes, sporks, the best utensil known to man. I really don’t know why they won’t make full silverwear sets focuses around sporks. I mean, it would take half of the metal that a normal set would take since you only need to make sporks, not forks and spoons. Anyway, while that utopia in the kitchen will never happen, a very naked and nerdy Anna is awaiting you with her trusty spork sidekicks. 

I never thought I’d see it – Liz Vicious as a cherry blonde – see the entire transformation at her site

I definitely prefer the full red of her very first shoots – but I have a feeling that if she keeps it that color it will eventually grow on me. At least until she comes back to her senses and dyes it that cute goth red color she had it before.

Oh dear god, how I love Anna from Nerdpr0n. I seriously thought I saw everything as far as the amateur porn world goes, but this. This takes the cake and makes me happy to be a nerdy interweb surfer.

Who would have thought that the eternal struggle between pirates and ninjas would have been ended by Anna. See! This is why she has to fight the damn Hello Kitty menance. YOU PEOPLE DIDN’T BELIEVE ME.

Anyway, Anna, lovely blonde nerdy amateur that she is, was surprised while drinking grog (I always wondered what type of drink grog was, exactly….). The ninja turned out to be a hot chick, and just like every male (well, the nerdy ones at least) fantasized, apirate and ninja chick make out under the sunsett. Well under some lights. Same difference.

Well played Anna. Well played. See more of this nerdy babe’s fun and fanciful amateur porn sets at Nerdpr0n.

This is a wonderful shot of Liz Vicious’s white goth ass. I’m still not sold on the blond streaking, but I guess I’ll learn to live with it… See more Liz here.

 Scar13 is many things – haunting, erotic, pure goth, pure attitude – and one hell of a talented goth girl. She’s done all types of goth modeling, but I do have to say that she looks the hottest when she’s letting her personality shine through, like from this gallery from her own site.

She’s always been one of my favorite goth models after Voltaire (no one could top that tattooed beauty, though). The fact that she’s more than happy to just sit back and tell someone to fuck off works out pretty damn well too.

Oh and I’m playing WoW again. I swore off the damn game over a year ago but somehow I let myself get talked back into it. So that would pretty much be why I’ve been lazy as hell with updating this site. Don’t worry though – I’ll be good and not some crazy hardcore gamer this time. I promise.

I just need to find powerlevelers, leveling as alliance sucks (I MISS HORDDDDDE). Anyway, have a great week, and tune in in a few days for more yummy gamer girls, nerd chicks, and goth babes.

 It’s not like I listen to the music, do the club and rave scene, or have come within 50 miles of a glowstick. However, I have to admit that I love myself some yummy raver babes, even if their bright colors might scare me away like a poison dart frog….

So enjoy the sexy Saturday pics, since I missed Foxy Friday! If you have a raver chick addiction like me, check out EroticBPM for more than your fill of hot party girls, crazy raver chicks, and a clubbing community.

EroticBPM loves the glowstick girlies

 What is wrong with you guys????? How could you have not let me know about the pure majesty that is Twistys? Yeah, yeah I know – I’ve just been living under a damn rock, right? I mean, I’ve seen some of their stuff before and I assumed it was just the typical babe site.

You know what I mean – blond icy chicks that all somehow look the same (they possibly formed like Voltron into one uber babe blondie ). And not one person thought fit to tell me that instead of the stereotypical babes, they also have some absolutely attitude packed hotties like this raven haired beauty.

Let’s just say that I am one hell of a happy camper, especially after getting a look inside of Twistys and talking with the owners for a bit. I’ve never encountered quite that much helpfulness from a pornsite  ever… until now. It’s a welcome change from what I’ve run into, for sure.

And also unlike a majority of those ever so plentiful babe sites, these templates to the perfect female form aren’t all that stand offish or distant. After you get a look inside their pants from the softcore sets, you can get off on the hot hardcore movies, or maybe enjoy watching some solo masturbation from these astounding sweethearts, and you can get inside quite a few of the girls’ heads via the Twistys’ exclusive interviews. Very cool stuff!

Anyway, I think I’m chained to the desk for work this weekend, so make sure you enjoy yourselves!